“makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt
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It expires when its empty
Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..
goblin it is
Having dogs is great because “oh shit my roommate called and said my dog is throwing up” has saved me from so many bad dates. No one asks questions, it’s not serious enough to be suspicious, but it’s exactly urgent enough that you have to go home to take care of it ASAP
Note: dog does not need to be sick in any way for this to work
Bonus: you get to see your dogs
